insanity and the toddler

grace is her name and driving me bonkers is the game. not to brag but i deserve a huge pat on the back not only for the fact that im only (mildly) medicated, but that i havent tied up my terrible two year old, locked her in a room and thrown the key away!

also to add to this dilema.... i just had a baby a little over two weeks ago (hannah christine) and all she does is fart and eat... the kid doesnt sleep, again just farts and eats! so here i am tired-( janet wants me to add that she burps...like a man) oh where was i oh yeah, im tired and my body is wreaked because i had a c-section, did i mention that im brest feeding...yeah all those tree huggin hippie liberal sons-a-brats are really agitation me! all they did while i was pregnant was pushin and pushin for me to brest feed and yeah ill admit its better for the baby but good lord couldn't god have made it to where men can have a little alien chompin on their nipples? of course not!! men suck and for that matter somtimes being a stay at home mom sucks, dont get me wrong i love my girls but for once i would love to read a book or take a shower with no interuptions or heck even pee without an audiance laughing at you, clapping and yelling ''mommy go pee pee".

all and all life is good i guess i just need to look on the positive side of the glass, okay for starters grace is almost potty trained, i have friends that will help me, hannah will eventually have to sleep (although i think its her diabolical plan to never sleep and cause me to end up in the fetal position in a corner somewhere mumbling and drooling!) well thats enough from me.

thought for today...love you children and help them grow with kindness and love. make sure they put you in a good home and never let them know that they get money when you die!

brittany