new shit and stuff

sex and the single mom...
times have changed, what was the norm 20 years ago has become mundane.
now that poorly written filth has came about, evwryone is seeking new thrills, and kinkier shit. dont get me wrong i like my fair share, but where do you draw the line? ive been married twice and the sex was pretty damn tame, but i wasnt complaining. but now being single and my new boyfriend we talk in detail about everything... and i have to say i was shocked! me... ive fucking done some crazy shit and my mouth fell open! you like what!! now im not one to judge others on their prefrences, but i felt like a pastors wife when i heard that.when did i become such a prude? its perfectly natural to exsplore, and im not saying i wouldnt try diffrent things. maybe im too shy about my 3 kid baby body, or maybe ive hit that point in life where i no longer give a damn about upping the bar. but lets be honest how many times have we heard about something new sexually and thought... (in my best ghetto voice) aw hell nah! then wham one night, a pint of jack and your thinking... what the hell.  then the next day you look at your face in the mirror with discust, then think... yep gonna do that shit again.

this is why i drink at christmas (or well need to)

gracie has been acting out in the worst ways, i mean pooping in odd places and then in an attempt to be piccaso she decides to paint with it! needless to say i cried. and to top that off hannah my bundle of what do they say, joy hahaha liers!!! thats false advertising jerks. no what they should really do is send you home with some illegl immigrant who takes care of children, lets call mine rosario, let me dream! what was i saying...oh yeah, joy right, anywho yeah they are all liers you dont really enjoy lack of sleep and most nights you play THE GAME you know what i mean the one where you lie there in bed pretending you didnt hear the baby because you were asleep and so you both lie there not moving not even breathing. and whoever gets up first loses! but most of the time i lose the game because the constant cry of a child makes me crazy!!!!!!!
oh and did i mention my crazy astranged mother in law sent us a chritmas card basicly to "save" our souls. lol man i wish she would get ran over by santa,(thats what i asked for this year.... ive been a very good girl) best of luck and pass the bottle, no seriously hannahs hungry
brittany

insanity and the toddler

grace is her name and driving me bonkers is the game. not to brag but i deserve a huge pat on the back not only for the fact that im only (mildly) medicated, but that i havent tied up my terrible two year old, locked her in a room and thrown the key away!

also to add to this dilema.... i just had a baby a little over two weeks ago (hannah christine) and all she does is fart and eat... the kid doesnt sleep, again just farts and eats! so here i am tired-( janet wants me to add that she burps...like a man) oh where was i oh yeah, im tired and my body is wreaked because i had a c-section, did i mention that im brest feeding...yeah all those tree huggin hippie liberal sons-a-brats are really agitation me! all they did while i was pregnant was pushin and pushin for me to brest feed and yeah ill admit its better for the baby but good lord couldn't god have made it to where men can have a little alien chompin on their nipples? of course not!! men suck and for that matter somtimes being a stay at home mom sucks, dont get me wrong i love my girls but for once i would love to read a book or take a shower with no interuptions or heck even pee without an audiance laughing at you, clapping and yelling ''mommy go pee pee".

all and all life is good i guess i just need to look on the positive side of the glass, okay for starters grace is almost potty trained, i have friends that will help me, hannah will eventually have to sleep (although i think its her diabolical plan to never sleep and cause me to end up in the fetal position in a corner somewhere mumbling and drooling!) well thats enough from me.

thought for today...love you children and help them grow with kindness and love. make sure they put you in a good home and never let them know that they get money when you die!

brittany